Her roomie hogs their shared bathroom, grooming himself meticulously and compulsively checking out his steroid enhanced physique in the bathroom mirror.
She recounts multiple stories of rejecting sexual advances from her platonic male friends. You have to strike this balance where you don’t embarrass them or hurt their fragile masculine ego.He lives off-campus in a nice house that mommy and daddy spend a lot of money paying for. He just poured all the salt and all the spices into the pan and burned the Tilapia really badly. I tried to eat, but I physically couldn’t swallow it. I tried to explain to him what he did wrong cooking the fish, and he flipped out. Don’t despair – I have a little secret that is sure to perk you up: men – yes, those creatures who are so often the bane of our very existence, the ones who puzzle us and tear us apart inside, the ones that cause so much grief but always keep us coming back for more – are not all that difficult to understand.“I try to keep track of the guys I sleep with,” she tells me. “Literally, only one of these guys knew how to go down on me,” Allison continues, “That’s one of my biggest gripes against men, none of them know how to eat a girl out.I dated this guy for months; he was super inexperienced. I don’t like confrontations.”Allison asserts that most men also struggle with tasks that are much more elementary than eating pussy, such as maintaining conversations.